Morning After

"The morning after..." can include several different endings:

...pill for those "oops" encounters. Never did this, but hear some people do.
...hangovers, when you thought that last drink was just fine (I felt great!)
...regrets for comments made the night before when you thought you were of a sound mind (see #2).
...smell of stale beer and old garbarge. Cleaning with a hangover is never fun.
...revisiting a bad joke made the night/day before, which may have started the drinking.

or the morning after includes no regrets, no pains or aches, no weird smells. The morning after is just another new day. Which morning after is today?